You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
