omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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