Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
