Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
false alarm. still invincible.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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