I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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