Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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