I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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