Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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