my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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