I heard we made out
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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