That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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