yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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