my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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