she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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