East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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