I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
