How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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