God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Jerry, you need to find god
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I lost the right to judge tonight
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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