we have officially lost it.
how can u be prego again
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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