we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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