You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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