I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
