We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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