4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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