2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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