she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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