We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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