I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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