I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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