Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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