watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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