i just google imaged poop.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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