Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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