Dual....:-)
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
