So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
