his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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