this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i believe in u and ur pee
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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