Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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