they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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