Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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