well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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