I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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