I wanna bring you to show and tell
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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