....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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