Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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