she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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