we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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