She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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