Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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