My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
