just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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