I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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