yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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