Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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