just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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