talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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